The Votes Are In, Our Pageant Starts On Monday

"McMike" (mcmike) 12/18/2015 at 12:00 • Filed to: batshitbabes2015, 2015Pageant

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Your votes have been counted, and here are the results of the 2015 Batshit Babe. elimination round.

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I’m still puzzled which nine of you were trying to eliminate Miss Nine from the pageant.

Here are the contestants that have been eliminated. Sorry ladies, better luck next year.

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CalzoneGolem > McMike 12/18/2015 at 12:13

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I was trying to eliminate 9. She’s not batshit enough. Did you guys see 14 ram that cop car?!?!

Wacko > McMike 12/18/2015 at 12:13

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is this a beauty pageant or a Crazy Pageant?

CalzoneGolem > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 12:18

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Yes.

McMike > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 12:20

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It’s both. Everyone has a little definition of “batshitbabe.”

Pick your poison, gentlemen.

But typically, anything outside of the gray area is a favorite.

Wacko > CalzoneGolem 12/18/2015 at 12:20

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that’s what I thought

Wacko > McMike 12/18/2015 at 12:25

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so crazy hot is good.

what does the winner win? other than the all expenses paid vacation in Club Fed.

McMike > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 12:39

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what does the winner win?

A spot on the podium.

Some years hot wins. Some years crazy wins. Sometimes it’s both.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/final-results-…

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-results-ar…

http://mcmike.kinja.com/ladies-and-jal…

http://mcmike.kinja.com/ladies-and-jal…

We didn’t have a pagent in 2010, just contestants.

http://mcmike.kinja.com/2010-jalopnik-…

Wacko > McMike 12/18/2015 at 12:53

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I really remember the 2010 with the thumbs up.

shit, that was 2010, crap time goes by fast.

Wacko > McMike 12/18/2015 at 12:54

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you got to make some where are they now, of past winners.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 13:03

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It's gross and has no business even being a thing that happens.

Wacko > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 12/18/2015 at 13:14

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I like the crazy part of it. It would be more PC if the votes would be on how crazy the perp is, but that would also have to include the guys,

yamahog > McMike 12/18/2015 at 13:33

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>believing the “crazy-hot” thing

>being a gentleman

Pick your poison.

yamahog > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 13:34

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The crazy aspect is also sexist :/

Wacko > yamahog 12/18/2015 at 13:41

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not if you include the guys like I said

McMike > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 13:48

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Our 2011 winner, Miss April appears to still be South Dakota, and is currently 25 years old.

Some of the hashtags found on these posts hint at the job she currently has. I didn’t post the source, because the only think creepier than finding this info is sharing it.

Here is how her case went.

A Bismarck woman accused of jumping from a moving vehicle , leaving two passengers inside, has pleaded guilty to four misdemeanors.

Christine Stroh, 21, pleaded guilty on Friday to Class A misdemeanor reckless endangerment. The charge had been a felony but was amended on Friday, Burleigh County Assistant State’s Attorney Justin Schwarz said.

South Central District Judge Sonna Anderson sentenced Stroh to one year, all suspended, and two years of probation. Anderson also ordered Stroh to pay a fine, complete community service, undergo a chemical dependency evaluation and complete any recommended treatment, Schwarz said.

According to court documents, Stroh pleaded guilty in late May to Class A misdemeanor fleeing a peace officer in a motor vehicle, Class B misdemeanor driving under the influence second offense in five years, and Class B misdemeanor driving under suspension.

Anderson sentenced her to 90 days with 60 days suspended and $325 in fines for the fleeing charge, 30 days with 25 suspended and credit for three days served and $500 in fines for the DUI, and 30 days with 26 suspended for DUS. Anderson also ordered Stroh to turn in license plates in the DUI case.

Stroh also paid a $20 fine for running a red light in the case.

Glad to see you’re staying out of trouble, Miss April.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 14:16

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The Vicky Mendoza Diagonal is as irrefutable as the Theory of Relativity.

Wacko > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 12/18/2015 at 14:20

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I had to google it

yamahog > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 15:59

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Men aren’t included. But it’s not just the “babes,” it’s how “batshit” and other such terms are applied to women: http://www.refinery29.com/2014/09/75146/…

yamahog > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 12/18/2015 at 16:00

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False.

Trevor Slattery, ACTOR > yamahog 12/18/2015 at 16:06

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Lighten up my friend.

Wacko > yamahog 12/18/2015 at 16:13

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I believe men have just as much rights as women do to be called crazy, or batshit. I actually know/known many batshit men/boys, actually more than girls.

yamahog > Trevor Slattery, ACTOR 12/18/2015 at 16:26

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Don’t take things so personally, buddy.

yamahog > Wacko 12/18/2015 at 16:27

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The point

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You

Wacko > yamahog 12/18/2015 at 17:09

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holy shit yamahog,

i’m talking for myself here, crazy / batshit does not equal women/girls.

Actually I googled batshit, and the images results crazy people, both men and women

see crazy people, not crazy men nor just women.

I do not endorse this pageant in anyway, I just asked if he based it on looks or outright craziness. Look I like you, and I want to continue liking you, can’t we just agree to disagree.

The Compromiser > McMike 12/18/2015 at 18:30

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Still has crazyeyes.

 > McMike 12/18/2015 at 22:41

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Can we have a late addition?

http://heavy.com/news/2015/12/r…

McMike >  12/19/2015 at 08:17

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Sorry, pageant has started. If she did qualify, she would be “Miss One 2016” unfortunately, she doesn’t.

She killed someone, it’s not car related, and there isn’t a Gawker site article. We have standards.

Her mugshot is good, though.